What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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