that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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