Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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