in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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