Hey man sorry I got all grabby
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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