You really coming over, don't trick.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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