the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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