Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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