I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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