Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can I color on your dick again?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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