dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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