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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I would fuck him just for his dog
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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