I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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