After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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