I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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