Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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