Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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