Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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