oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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