you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.