y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
