How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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