We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
one might say we're banned from that church
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i drank out of a bidet.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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