i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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