that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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