i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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