Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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