At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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