porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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