Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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