I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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