Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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