Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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