Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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