Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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