physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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