Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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