I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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