Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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