called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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