OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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