You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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