I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
