"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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