Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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