I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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