Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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