ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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