I looked at my own cervix.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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