sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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