Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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