suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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