is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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