i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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